YACHT DOGS 🐾

Giles is an 8-year-old black-and-white pit mix at the Cleveland APL, and per the shelter he is determined to let everyone know he is “agile and a distinguished gentleman.” Look at the man. He came pre-dressed in a tuxedo.

Eight years old is the cheat code. The chewed-shoes era? Somebody else's problem, years ago. What you get is the good part: a dog who already knows who he is, naps at a professional level, and still has enough moves to embarrass the young guys at the park. He's watched two months of people walk past his kennel. Cleveland, do not let the gentleman sit.

Sir Yacht is repping Cleveland dogs. If you can give Giles a home — or you know exactly the person who should — this is your moment.