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THE WATER'S
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Merch for people who do it for the plot. Hot dogs, yacht hats, and questionable decisions — all aboard.
Merch for people who do it for the plot. Hot dogs, yacht hats, and questionable decisions — all aboard.
Fifty states, fifty sandwiches, one very full man. It's a dumb idea with a good reason: every donation supports the Greater Cleveland Food Bank, putting meals on tables and funding food education across Northeast Ohio.
$1,625
RAISED OF $10,000 GOAL
DONATE ON GOFUNDME →Opens GoFundMe. No sandwich purchase necessary.
Not an email. A real postcard, with a real stamp, sent from wherever the boat happens to be docked. Drop your address below and get in the pile. Leave a note if you want something to react to.
Sent whenever he gets around to it. That is the whole promise.
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Signups are closed while the captain works through the pile. Check back soon.
A postcard takes as long as the mail takes. A Cameo shows up in days: birthdays, roasts, pep talks, whatever you need him to say on camera.
